How to Masturbate Correctly

Introduction
This tutorial will explain techniques to properly masturbate without hurting yourself or others in the process. The Art of Masturbation has been around since the beginning of humanity. The fact that humans are very sexual creatures turns masturbation in to a beautiful and natural activity.

Steps

1. Prepare your environment. Remove all clothing, jewelry and any other items that may seem uncomfortable during this exercise. Turn on some music to calm yourself and meditate for a few moments if necessary.

2. Obtain the necessary tools. Lubrication will be the number one tool (besides your tool). I recommend KY Warming Gel. Next, you will need a few paper towels, toilet tissue or an old sock. This is to capture the semen that you will release upon climax.

3. Lay down and relax. Think of something sexually stimulating. I've noted a lot of people like to view pornographic movies prior and during the masturbatory cycle. Rub on your groin to obtain a sturdy erection suited for masturbation. If you are unable to gain a suitable erection, then please check out http://www.viagra.com

4. Start to stroke your penis in a gentle up and down motion. Be careful not to bend your wrist in any abnormal directions or you may suffer from a pulled muscle. During the stroking phase, close your eyes and visualize a sexual fantasy with whomever you like. Don't feel guilty of who you visualize, this is your fantasy not theirs (or is it?).

5. If your forearm starts to tire, you can switch hands or try a different stroking technique. A good technique to use in replacement of the standard up and down motion is to add a “twist” to the up and down motion. Another technique, which is almost intolerable, is to add a large amount of lubrication to your hand and simply twist (no up and down motion) around the head of penis. Do NOT apply a lot of pressure by squeezing as this may result in a detached penis. Close your hand only enough so that you feel the twisting of your hand.

6. Now comes the payoff. As you start to feel the excellent 'tingling' sensation you should reach, with your free hand, over and grab your catcher as described in Step 2. This can be anything (i.e. Toilet tissue, Kleenex, Paper towel, Towel, Rag, Sock, etc). Hold the catcher close to the tip of your penis. The catch should be almost parallel with your shaft with a slight upwards angle (thumb pointing up if catcher is placed in palm). As you climax, all the semen should

   end up on the catcher and no where else. With enough practice, you can simply lay the catch on your stomach and shoot your semen straight on to the catcher with little effort.

Tips
* Twist motion

* Keep wrists straight

* Don't be conservative about the lubrication. Use what you need.

* This activity should be executed behind closed doors and not as a family exercise.

Warnings
* Make sure you keep your wrists straight or you may get a spranged wrist.

* Excessive masturbation can result in lacerations on the sensitive skin close to the head of the penis.

* Dry-handing should only be performed when absolutely necessary and should not be done more than once a day.

* Use only qualified lubrication. Using shampoo, conditioner, hand-soap, motor oil, gasoline or tire lube is NOT advised and may cause severe burning. If contact with the above items occur, please flush your penis with water for 15 minutes and consult a Poison Control Center.

Supplies
* KY Warming Lube recommended

* Paper towel, Kleenex, Toilet tissue, Rag, Towel, Sock, or some other form of a Catcher.